Portland, I’ve Been Defending You…

LOOK FOR SNOW TO DEVELOP EARLY THIS AFTERNOON. AS THE PRECIPITATION STARTS...IT MAY START AS A MIX OF SLEET AND RAIN. AS THE PRECIPITATION BECOMES HEAVIER...IT WILL FALL IN THE FORM OF SNOW. THE SNOW WILL FALL HEAVILY AT TIMES LATER THIS AFTERNOON AND THIS EVENING...LOOK FOR A TOTAL SNOW ACCUMULATION OF 4 TO 8 INCHES BY MORNING...

I’ve been telling everyone that Portland, Maine really isn’t Siberia, that it’s only two hours north of Boston, it’s really very beautiful and not that cold. You’re letting me down, Portland. Two storms resulting in 18” of snow in the middle of April just isn’t going to cut it. I was in Washington DC last week- I know it’s spring. You can’t fool me. You’re going to have to do better.